Eat Lead

Tramm Ride

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Pure Energy

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Housing Crisis

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Auto Dealer

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Plink

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Deja-Vu

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Russian Attack

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Russian to the Finish

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

Uncovered

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Head Cheese

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Stung

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

Better Than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Feeling Punchy

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Disco is Dead

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Take 5.

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

It's HAZARD TIME!

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"