Jazzpunk

The End

Now go outside

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

DJ Polyblank

Scratch two compact disc records

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Spongliform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Long Distance Charges

Explore the rotary phone menu options

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Essense of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal