We Happy Few

Arthur Haste-ings

You successfully took Phlash as Arthur

Rare · 8.33% of players

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Killed 100 NPCs across all playthroughs

Very Rare · 2.84% of players

Our Prudent Friend

Listened to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes

Ultra Rare · 0.28% of players

Shocking Biology

Killed a guy named Ryan Andrews

Very Rare · 2.58% of players

The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finished all of the butcher's apprentice quests

Very Rare · 1.67% of players

The Great Lubricator

Delivered the cod liver oil

Rare · 6.48% of players

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island

Very Rare · 3.15% of players

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finished Mystery House without being spotted once

Very Rare · 1.53% of players

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collected all fake cats

Ultra Rare · 0.95% of players

Gimme Shelter

Unlocked all of Arthur's shelters

Very Rare · 3.7% of players

I Got Better

Contracted and cured the plague

Very Rare · 2.52% of players

The Saint

Completed the entire game without directly murdering anyone

Ultra Rare · 0.11% of players

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gained £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs

Very Rare · 2.94% of players

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survived 50 days

Ultra Rare · 0.51% of players

Now I Can Die Happy

Died while overdosing on Joy

Very Rare · 1.37% of players

Remember, Remember

Found all collectibles

Ultra Rare · 0.07% of players

You Do Know Jack

Collected all Uncle Jack Shows

Ultra Rare · 0.08% of players

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redacted only the uncomfortable ones

Uncommon · 15.85% of players

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotaged Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work

Very Rare · 2.85% of players

The Arthur Hastings

Finished Arthur's playthrough

Rare · 5.65% of players

Hot on her Heels

Found all notes related to Prudence

Ultra Rare · 0.38% of players

Resistance is Futile

Talked to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room

Very Rare · 2.1% of players

Breaking Blackberry

Completed Sally intro

Rare · 5.43% of players

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knocked out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer

Ultra Rare · 0.1% of players

The Wyrd Sisters

Completed the Crones encounter

Very Rare · 2.6% of players

The Toxic Ex

Completed speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory

Very Rare · 2.54% of players

The Sally Boyle

Finished Sally's playthrough

Very Rare · 2.41% of players

Gotta Catch Them All!

Caught 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net

Ultra Rare · 0.79% of players

Sugar Daddy

Injected yourself with glucose 10 times

Very Rare · 1.15% of players

Lighten Up

Used 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie

Ultra Rare · 0.09% of players

Bon Voyage

Completed Ollie's intro

Very Rare · 2.27% of players

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Completed "No Place Like Home" encounter

Very Rare · 1.83% of players

Get the Float Out of Here

Completed "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.

Very Rare · 1.66% of players

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message

Very Rare · 1.62% of players

The Ollie Starkey

Finished Ollie's playthrough

Very Rare · 1.63% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.07% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.05% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.04% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.2% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.42% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.23% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.37% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.36% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.09% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.35% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.44% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.47% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.45% of players

Golden Idol

Vibed All Nick Statues

Ultra Rare · 0.04% of players

Liner Notes

Picked Up All Lore Items

Ultra Rare · 0.05% of players

Mind Blower

Blew Minds of 15 People After a Charged Facemelt

Ultra Rare · 0.25% of players

Love Me Don't

Serenaded 30 people

Ultra Rare · 0.26% of players

Great vibrations

Parried 30 attacks with the Vibe

Ultra Rare · 0.08% of players

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the Same Gold Record

Ultra Rare · 0.21% of players

The Full Nicky

Pole Danced Naked

Ultra Rare · 0.09% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.39% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.45% of players

Secret achievement

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Ultra Rare · 0.41% of players

Bibliophile

Collected All Lore Notes

Ultra Rare · 0.04% of players

Self Actualized

Unlocked All Upgrades

Ultra Rare · 0.04% of players

Alley Catch

Found Loot in Alleyway

Ultra Rare · 0.23% of players

Canal Retentive

Found Loot in Canal

Ultra Rare · 0.3% of players

Push Over

Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo

Ultra Rare · 0.23% of players

Down the Tubes

Zapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

Ultra Rare · 0.04% of players

All Natural

Finished DLC With No Upgrades

Ultra Rare · 0.05% of players