High on Life

Harper? I Barely Know Her!

Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.

Ultra Rare · 0.09% of players

That's B.A.L.L., Folks

Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.

Ultra Rare · 0.17% of players

It's Like The Santa Clause

Become the Riddle Master.

Ultra Rare · 0.22% of players

Mux Ado About Shipping

Defeat Mux.

Very Rare · 1.16% of players

We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conquered

Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.

Very Rare · 1.31% of players

Meet Frasier from Frasier

Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.

Ultra Rare · 0.46% of players

Bathe With A Giant Nude Alien

Take a bath with Toxxo.

Very Rare · 1.33% of players

Sequel-Bait

Discover Dr. Gurgula's hideout in the Human Haven.

Rare · 5.92% of players

Epic Legendary Prize

Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Very Rare · 1.91% of players

Carried Stan's Load To Completion

Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.

Uncommon · 14.21% of players

Legendary Bounty Hunter

Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.

Uncommon · 20.52% of players

Series Wrap on Suit-O

Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Uncommon · 20.77% of players

Lezduit!

Obtain Lezduit.

Uncommon · 20.87% of players

Self-Actualization

Defeat Nipulon.

Uncommon · 21.18% of players

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club

Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Uncommon · 21.17% of players

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood

Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Uncommon · 12.56% of players

Who's The Boss?

Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Uncommon · 25.48% of players

Creature Feature

Obtain Creature.

Uncommon · 27.68% of players

We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie

Discover the movie theater.

Rare · 8.43% of players

Hardest Battle In The Game

Defeat Dr. Giblets.

Uncommon · 23.68% of players

RIP Davey Glutes

Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Uncommon · 25.29% of players

Are You Packin'?

Obtain the Jetpack.

Uncommon · 31.17% of players

Satisfied Gus-tomer

Obtain Gus.

Uncommon · 38.62% of players

Cold-Blooded Driller

Defeat Krubis.

Uncommon · 38.59% of players

Gunning For Your Job

Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.

Rare · 8.28% of players

Eye Scream, You Scream

Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.

Uncommon · 32.35% of players

Sweezy Like Sunday Morning

Obtain Sweezy.

Uncommon · 35.74% of players

G3 Graduation

Defeat Douglas.

Uncommon · 35.7% of players

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds

Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

Uncommon · 44.55% of players

First Bounty Down

Defeat 9-Torg.

Common · 61.32% of players

We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me

Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

Common · 52.47% of players

Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight

Get Knifey.

Common · 65.27% of players

Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This

Kill Slumsley.

Common · 57.4% of players