Coffee Crisis

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SP Score

970

Ratio

1.27

970of 1,759 possible

Rarity-weighted — rarer trophies are worth more than their base value.

41 of 48 earned

Lurker

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

Bronze· Uncommon (18.6%)

Jul 28, 2026

01:22:26

Barista Brawler

Complete game with Ashley

Silver· Uncommon (19.6%)

Jul 22, 2026

01:04:42

Smurglian Scout

Complete the game thrice

Silver· Uncommon (18.7%)

Jul 22, 2026

01:04:42

BR00TAL

Complete game on Metal difficulty

Silver· Uncommon (18.6%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:44:10

Iron Savior

Complete game with Nick

Silver· Uncommon (21.1%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:44:07

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Activate a cheat code

Bronze· Uncommon (24.2%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:37:54

Making the Dream Work

Complete game in co-op mode

Silver· Uncommon (19.1%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:15:22

Galactic Savior

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester

Gold· Uncommon (22.2%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:14:44

Mosh Pit

Complete Stage 14

Bronze· Uncommon (20.7%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:12:37

Head Banging

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

Bronze· Uncommon (21%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:05:51

Groupie Playa

Complete Stage 13

Bronze· Uncommon (20.8%)

Jul 22, 2026

00:03:43

Livin' it up

Collect 25 lives

Bronze· Uncommon (24.2%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:59:44

Cog in the Machine

Complete Stage 12

Bronze· Uncommon (20.5%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:59:16

Jarred the Mayonaise

Kill 25 Mayo enemies

Bronze· Uncommon (23.9%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:58:55

I am Alien Chow

Lose 25 lives

Bronze· Uncommon (30.8%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:51:12

AI Destroyer Mark II

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

Bronze· Uncommon (21.2%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:48:03

Guitar Shredding

Use a Guitar weapon

Bronze· Uncommon (39.7%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:46:32

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Complete Stage 11

Bronze· Uncommon (21%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:45:36

Effing Overlord

Complete stage 10

Bronze· Uncommon (22.8%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:39:36

Extra Cheese

Activate a level password

Bronze· Uncommon (45.6%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:38:17

Search Your Feelings

Complete stage 9

Bronze· Uncommon (22.4%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:36:12

Repent, Sinner!

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

Bronze· Uncommon (21.9%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:35:00

Martian Maniacs

Complete stage 8

Bronze· Uncommon (21.7%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:32:56

Trippin' It up

Complete stage 7

Bronze· Uncommon (24.2%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:27:20

I'm the Boss Now

Beat a boss with max health

Bronze· Common (51.5%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:25:28

Industrial Sabotage

Complete stage 6

Bronze· Uncommon (25%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:23:17

AI Destroyer

Defeat robot boss

Bronze· Uncommon (25.2%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:23:08

Country Punchkin

Complete stage 5

Bronze· Uncommon (32.6%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:16:18

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

Bronze· Uncommon (33.4%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:14:09

Caffeine Addict

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

Bronze· Uncommon (39.1%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:10:58

Riverside Savage

Complete stage 4

Bronze· Uncommon (34.2%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:10:35

Alien Anihilator

Defeat 25 aliens

Bronze· Common (69.6%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:05:49

Strike Out

Complete stage 3

Bronze· Common (58.3%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:05:03

Straight Outta' the Park

Defeat bouncers

Bronze· Common (58.4%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:04:47

Coffee Chugger

Complete mini-game

Bronze· Common (61.1%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:03:43

Straight Outta the Street

Complete stage 2

Bronze· Common (64.9%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:03:16

You Can Probe me Any Time

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss

Bronze· Common (65.7%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:02:50

You've Done this Before

Earn an extra life from high score

Bronze· Common (78.2%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:01:44

Enemy Abductor

Defeat 25 enemies

Bronze· Common (81.1%)

Jul 21, 2026

23:01:37

Destructive Vandal

Destroy one breakable object

Bronze· Common (88.1%)

Jul 21, 2026

22:59:34

Coffee forgin’

Complete stage 1

Bronze· Common (94.9%)

Jul 21, 2026

22:56:43

Overachiever

Trophy awarded to players who unlock all of the trophies

Platinum· Uncommon (16.7%)

I'm Invincible!

Collect 25 invincibility powerups

Bronze· Uncommon (22%)

Attackinator

Collect 25 extra attack powerups

Bronze· Uncommon (21.5%)

ÜBER BR00TAL

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty

Silver· Uncommon (16.7%)

Metal Master

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Gold· Uncommon (16.7%)

Speed Metal

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

Gold· Uncommon (16.7%)

Payback

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon

Bronze· Uncommon (38.3%)